Super Heros

What happens when you put:

A superhero who can control liquids,

A superhero just like Sherlock Holmes,

             

A superhero combo of Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, and Bruce Wayne,

(a.k.a Chuck Lee Wayne)

And a superhero with the power to be Jesus Christ?

You get a super base that looks like this:

Just kidding it looks more like this:

It's equipped with a 

We are located under a volcano so we can get geothermal energy to charge our base. The location is disclose due to the base being a secret but it's on it's own island.

One day while lounging around in our base, my team and I felt a tremor under a base.We quickly went to the garage and got into a vehicle that let us dig into the earth's crust. But the power was out so the garage doors didn't open so my collages and I had to repair the circuit. 

Sherlock Holmes used his genius brain to figure out a way to make the circuit work.

I controlled small bits of hot lava onto the wire to solder them together.

Chuck Lee Wayne used his ninja karate skills to bend and fit the wires into place.

Jesus christ said "Let there be light." and the power returned to the base.

We dug down and discover that the base was balancing on a pillar of dirt. We were in trouble, one wrong move and our base could be destroyed!
Quickly we figured out where the centroid of our base was.

Chuck Lee Wayne and I used our powers to lift the base to it's centroid, while Sherlock Holmes came up with a plan that put our base securely on the ground, and Jesus Christ made us some wine and crackers so we all had snacks after all the work was done.

We may not have saved the world that day but we saved our home.